Life is Boring

So I'm thinking I don't like this being pregnant thing. I've been eating my dogfood again because well, it's not bad, but they've stopped giving me extra treats. I might have to do something about that. I always leave some food in the bowl so they'll think maybe they should give me some Beggin' Strips (oh, they bought more, I can smell them on the counter!). But, Chance just thinks it's some sort of offering for him and eats it before they notice. He ruins everything. Stupid boys.

Anyway, so mom used to take me like all sorts of places every weekend. Now I don't get to go anywhere. I just sit in my crate or play with my toys in the living room. I peed on the floor the other night just for some adventure. I don't think they were amused. But it's just hot outside and boring inside and this stinks. I want to GO somewhere!!! Maybe if I start acting really bad they'll realize I'm bored and take me somewhere again. I'll let you know how it goes.