Day 1: Destroyed favorite toy. Removed squeaker and was running around squeaking nonstop. Mom removed it from my mouth and threw it in the tall blue smelly thing. Then she yelled at me for opening the lid of the tall blue smelly thing.
Day 2: Mom failed to completely remove toy from the premises. I de-stuffed it and tried to eat the stuffing. Mom removed stuffing from my mouth and threw the toy away. She is ALWAYS THERE. Ugh.
Day 3: Chance dug out a new toy from Mom's special stash. I don't understand why if I do that, I get in trouble. If HE does it, she laughs and tells him how cute he is. He is so spoiled. He gets away with everything. Must plan to frame him for something soon.
Took new toy from Chance and refused to put it down to eat my breakfast. I thought I'd get special food. Mom knew what I was up to and took the food AND toy away. I ate all of my dinner and was good the rest of the night. I think Mom might be smarter than I think. On to framing Chance for something...